Call me when you need some help babysitting your spoiled bratty kids you have with your bitch of a wife, or when you finally decide you need some hot babysitter phone sex with your hot babysitter. Or I could just do both! But why have me just babysit your kids when we can also make more? While your wife’s away on business, taking care or running errands, or even while she’s still home in the next room over. Why not have your cake and eat mines too? I love when a guy has kids, plural. It shows how fertile he is and how he probably isn’t afraid of making more. Or at least partaking in the activity that helps create more… Let me be your breeding machine, your cum whore, your cum dumpster. Your breedable blonde, dumb slut. It’d be my pleasure…and yours. And I bet I can make you so much more happy than your dumb wife can.
Let’s face it. I’m younger, prettier, and a better slut at giving you what you want than she is. I’m the newer model you just HAVE to have, that you want to test drive but you shortly find out you just can never take your hands off the wheels. I’m everything you need and more wrapped into one fine, adorable package. And I just yearn to be yours. So, if you’re looking for some assistance with your dumb devil spawn, or some hot tail to blow the back out off. Feel free to give me a call. I promise to make it worth your while. And to give you more than your dumb wife or fucked up kids ever could. I’m such an improvement compared to your day to day fuck ups you are forced to see. And hotter too. Xoxo, kisses!