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You know what else I find funny? Your pathetic dick…if you can even call it that. I have never seen anything like it in my life, and that’s not a good thing at all. That’s the main reason you can’t get a woman without paying her. In addition to financial domination phone sex, you will be getting a huge (not that you even know what that word means) dose of humiliation. Getting your money and getting to laugh at your teeny weenie? Well, that sounds like a really freaking good time to me!
What are you waiting for, loser? Call me at 1 888 70 HOT4U and ask to talk to Samantha for financial domination phone sex. Do not keep me waiting. It’s going to cost you even more if you do.